Area Man Who Has Read 400 Studies on Longevity 47 Minutes Late to Annual Physical

Area Woman Who Has Eliminated Gluten, Dairy, Legumes, Nightshades, and Seed Oils Reports Still Unable to Identify Cause of Inflammation

He pleaded not guilty. The pizza had been planned for six weeks.

Area Woman Insists She Is Not That Crazy About Food While Explaining That All Seed Oils Cause Systemic Inflammation