She followed the recipe exactly. Minus the butter, the flour, and the sugar.
She followed the recipe exactly
She followed the recipe exactly
The word exactly does all the work — followed immediately by the removal of the three fundamental baking ingredients, exposing the self-delusion that health substitutions are invisible
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