The kitchen has a $400 blender, a dehydrator, and a mandoline still in the box. Tonight: scrambled eggs.
The Kitchen Has a $400 Blender
The Kitchen Has a $400 Blender
It names the specific humiliation of spending hundreds on kitchen tools and then making the one thing that requires zero equipment — the community recognizes themselves immediately
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