He bought the watch to improve his sleep. His sleep score is the same. His anxiety about his sleep score is not.
The Sleep Score
The Sleep Score
The universal wellness trap: optimizing sleep with technology that makes you more anxious about sleep — every health-conscious adult recognizes this immediately
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